How many times do I need to FLUSH before you go away?
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DANGEROUSLY
under-medicated
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Your proctologist called...
they found your head.
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He who laughes last,
thinks slowlest.
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I"m busy, you"re ugly. Have a nice day.
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I LOVE CHILDREN
but I don"t think I can eat a whole one.
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I don"t know what makes you so DUMB, but it really WORKS
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I didn"t go to work today. The voices told me to stay at home and clean my guns
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It"s only funny until someone gets hurt...
then it"s hilarious
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CHAOS, PANIC, DISORDER...
my work here is done
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I"ll try to be NICER if you try to be SMARTER
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We all have problems.
Mine are just more important than yours